Ok before I write another crappy post let tell you all my magical papad ki sabzi recipe.
Recipe:
Serves two and if you are a monster like me, you can eat it all alone.
2-3 Kaccha papad
1 cup yogurt
1 t spoon coriander powder
Half spoon cumin powder
Half spoon garam masala
A pinch of haldi
Half spoon Mirchi powder
Onion ( optional)
Half t spoon Mustard seeds
Method- Put all the masalas except mustard seeds into yogurt and whisk it for 10 minutes
Put Kadhai on fire, pour some oil and add mustard seeds and onion if you wish too. Wait till onion turns golden brown and then add that yogurt. Keep stirring it for five minutes. Now add some water if the gravy is too thick. Break papad into small pieces( Haan tukde tukde kar daalo) and add into the gravy. Now taste it and add salt accordingly but be careful papad already has plenty of it.
Haan to behno Paapad ki sabzi banao aur sunder susheel ladka patao
So the recent affidavit by planning commission says that you are not poor if you are earning Rs 32 a day. One can’t avail schemes like MNREGA and other schemes meant for BPL people if one is earning Rs 32 a day. See it like that – there is a man, his wife and five kids ( hell yes, there is only one thing they are capable of), if kids are grown up say all of them are above three, then most probably the women will be working too. And those kids, if some are above 10, most probably they will be working too. They have too. Fuck Sarv Siksha Abhiyan, they have mouths to feed.
And about the accommodation? Most of them don’t get Indira Awaas ( google that). They will have to pay for the Jhuggi. Suppose there are four earning members in the family and they manage to make some 32*4 =108 a day, which means 108 *30= 3240 a month.
Rs 3240 a month for a family of seven. Did planning commission calculate this while making this plan sitting on cushioned chairs in air-conditioned conference room? I bet their Chai Naasta would have costed more than 3240.
I live all alone and I know Atta daal ka bhaav. Rs 32 a day won’t get you 1200 calorie diet( the WHO standard) not even they buy stuffs from Fair Price shops!. Damn and my trainer at gym says I should not consume more than 1000 calories a day.
This Rs 32 benchmark for BPL for a country like India where 9188727839030399393 ( This is not my phone number, I just typed it!) has been wasted on scams is nothing but a humiliation to the nation.
This plan will remove poor and not poverty!
lol sharing it on twitter
ReplyDeleteand give me that link
ReplyDelete:P :P lol! :P
ReplyDeletehehehe... and instead of making the sabji myself I'd prefer dropping to your place for eating it by the master chef herself ;)
ReplyDeleteyou are more than Bhelcome
ReplyDeletei want papad ki sabzi,can yu send it by mail?!!!!
ReplyDeleterecipe se kaam chala le yaaar
ReplyDeleteNot bad for an amateur. About the first time, (or is it second?) you have attempted anything serious. Nobody said those spending more than 32/- a day were rich. They are only saying that only those who live on Rs. 32/- or less should be treated as BPL. They have a point.
ReplyDeleteSuppose they raise the criterion to Rs. 10000/- per month, which is not much you know. In that case, all the benefits of the schemes launched for the BPL families will be reaped by the families earning Rs. 9500/- to 10K per month, and the poor fellow, who barely makes Rs. 30/- a day will continue to be deprived. As it happens, all the benefits of the schemes launched for BPL Households are lapped by Rich BPLs. We can observe similar things happening in the Reservations circuit. The benefits of the reservation policy are available only to the kin of those, who are affluent, and the poor Scheduled Caste remains poor.
Let the Government first raise the standrd of living of those who live at less than 32/ a day, after which, they can raise the bar.